where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
😨
(via tyleroakley)
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
- it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
(via weepingbearz)
me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point
me:
(via reallycoolsoup)
if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not
a little context, i wrote this post while i was drunk and sad and lonely and reading the Berserk manga
(via hai-yo)
got to be a honorary bee keeper for a day! one of the bees even landed on me and did a lil happy dance!
we gon act like this bee not twerkin or
That bee throwin that ass in a circle 👌🏽🙏🏽
Get it bitch
(via humorrelated)
(via decayla)
